Internal memorandum · Effective immediately
PIPFind the Admin
Your shift is five minutes. Meet the bare minimum on the Manager's task board — that's all the productivity anyone actually wants from you. Your real job is to leave a mark. Doodle. Slap up stickies. Drag a plant somewhere it shouldn't be. Make the place feel like someone was here.
One of you is the Admin, quietly undoing your work — or replacing it with identical-looking corporate-approvedversions that don't count toward the score.
Find them before productivity grinds to a halt — before the office looks like nobody works here. Three wrong flags and you'll be on a Performance Improvement Plan.
Standard operating procedure
How a round works
Decorate the office
Click any wall to place sticky notes. Each one ticks the team score. The more chaos by the timer, the bigger the win.
Quietly undoes everything
Right-click to delete. Shift-click to silent-replace — visually identical, but the score quietly drops. The cleanest tell in the game.
Watch the score, not the room
Right-click any sticky to investigate — replace it with your own. If the score ticks up, the Admin was here. Three wrong flags and you earn a PIP.
Form HR-204b · Optional
Sign in to track your performance
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